My life in summary right now:
Studying the dangers and delusions of dating.
Dancing Bear and Crazy Tree
The soap smells like dog piss.
Pork Chop
Taped glasses
Bitsy and Midge take to the mall...
Britney Spears shouldn't turn anyone on.
Love is pain.
Can I touch your robot?
Whip it... Whip it good.
Bloody knuckles.
No Habla Espanol - see what I mean...
Soon she ain't yo ho no mor.
Backster Backster
The one in goggles is kind of hot.
I should have worn my chucks, but how could i have known
Have you facebook stalked him yet?
Molestation happens all the time.
Where's the flood, buddy.
Good thing you can't be impregnated by someone looking at you.
Wish me well.
Smelling like pancakes and butt.
I kinda feel like a child molester.
Fine, I'll take him. I can't deny my own blood.
I'm blaming it all on Post Traumatic Stress.
Strictly, no ex husbands.
Believable doubt.
I feel like I am eating for five.
Rejection Hotline
***If you where tagged chances are you were with me during these incidents or at least know about it. Disclaimer: Many of these statements I only witnessed.
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